Mobster Movie Fan Gifts

Mobster R&D

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Well ONE of you squealed to the cops! And when I find out who..."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"Don't send them fish. I want the hit to be a negative thing."

Mafia's car

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes..."

"You'll get your choc ice. The boys have gone to hold up the ice cream man."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Thank you for meeting me in this remote location."

"Have you got any semi-automatics?"

A mini mobster flushing a goldfish with concrete shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Mobster culture"

How many times do I gotta tell you? You're only supposed to eat the evidence if you get caught.

Disorganized Crime

"To make it look like an accident."

"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."

"I'm about to enter an area of poor reception."

"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'