Mobster Movie Aficionado Gifts

Clean streets

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

A holster of heavies

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"You talkin' to me?"

"How'd you get this number?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)