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"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Gangsta wrap.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"How'd you get this number?"

Mafia's car

Mob Boss Runs Errands

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

Mobster R&D

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'