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Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Aw, geez, it's a head My bowling ball must be in the freezer again."

Best case scenario

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

A holster of heavies

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

'It's a bust.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."