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Yeah, I never get used to that part.

Midtown Laundry and Dry Cleaning

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Track'em Whack'em

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"How'd you get this number?"

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'