Mob Story Admirer Gifts

Mob Boss Runs Errands

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Wotan with eye patch

"We need rain."

He loves the water.

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"You talkin' to me?"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Babe on board,