Mob Story Admirer Mugs

Mob Boss Runs Errands

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Wotan with eye patch

"We need rain."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Snowman Romance

"I think I'm falling in love."

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

'Sammy's going to take you for a little walk.'

Awful Alternate Histories.

"Pay up Vito, or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. . . but, ya know, not like usual."