Mob Saga Lover Mugs

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

007's Dating Mishaps

The Mafia Goes Green.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Virgil

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Mafia Shrinks

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

Valkyrie.

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"You understand this was just business."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."