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'Boss, the perfect crime - we give fat Tony a pet alligator and years from now the 'gator eats Tony!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

A holster of heavies

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"Remember - make it look like an accident."

Mafia's car

"How'd you get this number?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Disorganized Crime

Mobster R&D

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'