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"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Mafia Shrinks

'Hi. I'm Don.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"You understand this was just business."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Just out of curiosity, are you with organized crime or are you an independent?"

"You talkin' to me?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

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Mob Boss Runs Errands

"The operation was a success. After a few weeks of PT he can return to to a full life of crime."