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'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"We need rain."

CLEAR!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

Jeremy Clarkson

Hazard of texting

"He adored that old car !"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

Smartphone reads eye chart

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."