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"Don't think of me as a crime boss. Think of me as a crime friend."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Our cover is francophile liberals

'... and make it look like an accident.'

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Mafia Shrinks

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"You understand this was just business."

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

"You talkin' to me?"

"The operation was a success. After a few weeks of PT he can return to to a full life of crime."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."