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"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

vaccine wars.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"You've changed."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Da Vinci Cod

Official Fight Cards

Homo Zapiens

"We need rain."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

May the force be with you