Mobster Films Gifts

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Get in.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."