Mobster Films Pillows

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Get in.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

He loves the water.

Mobsters at the Beach

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Clown Hit

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Mario's Family Portraits.

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"He was a top boy - he could light up a room just by setting fire to it."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."