Watching Mobster Films Pillows

How many times do I gotta tell you? You're only supposed to eat the evidence if you get caught.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

A holster of heavies

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

'...You do your own money laundering!'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

Bugsy's last words.

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."