Watching Mobster Films Prints

How many times do I gotta tell you? You're only supposed to eat the evidence if you get caught.

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

A holster of heavies

Ostritch Gangsters.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'...You do your own money laundering!'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

"It's all right. I was granted immunity."

Mafia's car

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

Cartoon Gangsters - I'm gonna have to get Lumpy to rub you out!

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Bugsy's last words.

'So I'm gonna be your fairy godfather. Does that make you laugh? You think that's funny?

"I don't know, boss. I assumed 'Sammy The Seal' was like a nickname or something."

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

Disorganized Crime

"What did I tell you guys about writing your names in da cement?"

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D