Mousehole Admirer Gifts

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Honey Wallah

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Pray for me.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

A Venus cow trap.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."