Mousehole Detective Gifts

"This is where they're getting in."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Exploring in the countryside.

Mystery section...

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."