Plot Hole Detective Gifts

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Micro and Macro Department,

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Devil in the detail

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

When pedants take a break.

Violence on TV.

Mystery section...

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success