Plot Detective Gifts

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

The Tangents talk it over.

Violence on TV.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Neighborhood Watch.

'I gather this is your first sting operation.'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Advisory: Incomprehensible Lyrics.

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

"Do you offer a warranty?"