Plot Detective Gifts

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Of course I remember the plot. But was it on HBO, Netflix, Apple or Amazon?"

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."

Publishing Co. The editor rejected my novel about a group of buddies on a roadtrip. She said it had too many plotholes.

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

A boy acting suspiciously

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

The Tangents talk it over.

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Violence on TV.

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

'Counterfeiting? Whadda you mean? I was just pumping up the local economy.'

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Since you stole my identity I thought I'd bring you the rest of the package.'

Neighborhood Watch.