Mousehole Detective T-Shirts

"This is where they're getting in."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

We're putting on a subtraction.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

Exploring in the countryside.

"We need to talk about procrastination."

Mystery section...

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."