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Garden Envy.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Bird Bath.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Human males marking territory.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Sheds

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Strikeout Dog

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Dun Decking

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.