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'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Curtains haberdashery

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"