Backyard Decorator Prints

'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Curtains haberdashery