Yard Decoration Aficionado Prints

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

The Fall of Gnome

Beginning Yarder.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"How?"

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Human males marking territory.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'I'm out of bags.'

Hedge Car

Leaves.

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'