Yard Decoration Aficionado Mugs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

The Fall of Gnome

Beginning Yarder.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"How?"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'I'm out of bags.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Hedge Car

Leaves.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.