Yard Makeover Enthusiast Mugs

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

The Last Leaf

Gardening#2

Beginning Yarder.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm out of bags.'

Leaves.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.