Backyard Beautification Enthusiast Mugs

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The Last Leaf

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Beginning Yarder.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."