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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Beginning Yarder.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Domestic Cats.