Garden Makeover Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Gardening#2

The Fall of Gnome

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Do you mind!!?'

Ecology

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'