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'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Cats and gardens.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

The Fall of Gnome

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Gardening#2

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Ecology

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"