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'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Snowman

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"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Congratulations on the new you!

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'First weeds of spring.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Barbecue

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Watering Flowers

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Digging.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Ovalifolium Longifora

"It's called being preemptive."

Rose

Windchimes

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Keen gardener.

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Swing

Hydroponic Gardening

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.