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"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

The Last Leaf

Gardening#2

Beginning Yarder.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"How?"

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Human males marking territory.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Leaves.

'I'm out of bags.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Time Table