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'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Gardening#2

The Saunders' Feng Shui consultant reaches the garden shed.

Time Table

Gardener

Let's get organized

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Congratulations on the new you!

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'First weeds of spring.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Barbecue

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Digging.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Windchimes

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Rose

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)