Garden Makeover Gifts

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Gardening#2

The Saunders' Feng Shui consultant reaches the garden shed.

Time Table

Gardener

Let's get organized

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'First weeds of spring.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Barbecue

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Digging.

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Windchimes

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Rose

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'So, that know-it-all Harriet Tuppman says...'

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'