Yard Makeover Gifts

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

Conservation Area

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'George! This way quick!'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"