Yard Makeover Mugs

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Last Leaf

"He loves his leaf blower."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Gardening#2

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'George! This way quick!'