Backyard Improvement Gifts

"This spray is guaranteed to rid our home of backyard pests, even the Hendersons!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Gardening#2

Conservation Area

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Lawnmower

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Beginning Yarder.

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.