Backyard Improvement Pillows

"This spray is guaranteed to rid our home of backyard pests, even the Hendersons!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

Gardening#2

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'