Backyard Projects Gifts

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

The Hobby Store

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.