Backyard Projects Gifts

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Man using to much bug spray

The Hobby Store

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'