Backyard Activities Gifts

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

Living next door to area 51

'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"This never happened."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

A smiling cyclist

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

The Charge of the Kids

Bird Bath.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Propane ran out.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"How?"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Strikeout Dog

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'