Backyard Activities Prints

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

'I believe birds prefer showers to baths...'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

A smiling cyclist

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Bird Bath.

The Charge of the Kids

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Propane ran out.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Strikeout Dog

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.