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"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Home Video

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Windchimes

Yew Tree

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'First weeds of spring.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Barbecue

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Watering Flowers

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Digging.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift