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"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Home Video

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Windchimes

Yew Tree

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Gardening#2

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'First weeds of spring.'

Watering Flowers

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Barbecue

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."