Renovating A Backyard T-Shirts

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Ode to a Grill

Gardening#2

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Bird Bath.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Windchimes

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Strikeout Dog

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"I've had it with this kitchen!"