Renovating A Backyard T-Shirts

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Ode to a Grill

Gardening#2

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

Bird Bath.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Windchimes

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Strikeout Dog

"I want the whole thing gutted."