New Garden Makeover Pillows

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Gardener

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Snowman

Gardening#2

Congratulations on the new you!

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'First weeds of spring.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Watering Flowers

Barbecue

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Digging.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Ovalifolium Longifora

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Windchimes

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Swing

Rose

"It's called being preemptive."

Keen gardener.

Hydroponic Gardening

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)