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'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Cock A Doodle

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I love your work!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

Watering the garden gnome

The Scottish Lawn

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Spring in Japan.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Beer Garden Kit

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Sheds

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Hedge Car

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

"These hostas are out of control!"