Backyard Display Artist Gifts

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Cock A Doodle

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I love your work!"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Digging.

Spring in Japan.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

The Scottish Lawn

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

Beer Garden Kit

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Sheds

"She's had a lot of work done."

"Yeah, most people are surprised when they learn I'm actually a lyricist."

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"These hostas are out of control!"