Backyard Artist Gifts

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"I love your work!"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Bird Bath.

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

"The pH level seems a little off."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Digging.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

Beer Garden Kit

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'