Backyard Designer Gifts

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'Everything is a competition with that guy.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Bird Bath.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'He took a fetching class.'

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Sheds

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Dun Decking

Chelsea flower show sewage

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'