Backyard Designer Mugs

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

'Everything is a competition with that guy.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Bird Bath.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'He took a fetching class.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Human males marking territory.

"How?"

Sheds

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

Dun Decking

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

Ames, Honey? The yard really needs you attention. What makes you say that?